Sign up. Lost password. A tour bus full of tourists stops by a farmer holding a sheep. One of them calls out "are you shearing?
Edit Website. The corner dairy, hopscotch, four square, go carts, cricket in front of the garbage bin and inviting everyone on your street to join in, skipping double dutch , gutterball, handstands, elast. DUG and theres a man whos got no shovel You owned a 3 storey house and rented the top floor to the Maori's, the middle floor to the Pakeha's and used the basement as a Rumpus room. One day, there was a massive earthquake and your house collapsed.
A shepherd. How does every Kiwi joke start? By looking over your shoulder. Whats the difference between a smart Kiwi and a unicorn?